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(845): View more from New York

He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.

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(804): View more from Virginia

we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?

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(847): View more from Illinois

as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me

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(434): View more from Virginia

Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"

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(206): View more from Washington

In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.

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(281): View more from Texas

We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.

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