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(330): View more from Ohio

She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.

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(409): View more from Texas

First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.

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(404): View more from Georgia

hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.

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I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

(813): View more from Florida

She's next.

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(330): View more from Ohio

did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..

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(303): View more from Colorado

Say it nicely.

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Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?

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(519): View more from Ontario

i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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(970): View more from Colorado

He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster

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