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(901): View more from Tennessee

He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR

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(303): View more from Colorado

I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away

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(804): View more from Virginia

They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.

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(562): View more from California

I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.

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