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(214): View more from Texas

Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level

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(630): View more from Illinois

We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough

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(732): View more from New Jersey

four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.

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(404): View more from Georgia

What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.

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(214): View more from Texas

Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.

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(845): View more from New York

I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....

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