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(720): View more from Colorado

i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.

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(773): View more from Illinois

halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids

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(214): View more from Texas

We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.

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(904): View more from Florida

I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.

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(478): View more from Georgia

I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"

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And thats what homeschooling is for

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.

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