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(303): View more from Colorado

She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole

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(702): View more from Nevada

Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear

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(928): View more from Arizona

This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.

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