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(518): View more from New York

In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.

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(941): View more from Florida

She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?

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(937): View more from Ohio

Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!

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(225): View more from Louisiana

He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day

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(928): View more from Arizona

i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now

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(206): View more from Washington

I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

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