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(518): View more from New York

Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis

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(705): View more from Ontario

Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.

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(561): View more from Florida

I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."

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(210): View more from Texas

he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me

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(949): View more from California

is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??

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(972): View more from Texas

I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?

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