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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?

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(757): View more from Virginia

i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward

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(619): View more from California

he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?

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(805): View more from California

just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin

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