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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.

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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die

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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at

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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.

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