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(503): View more from Oregon

you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.

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What kind of balloon animal was it?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?

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You're the best girlfriend ever.

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(303): View more from Colorado

so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...

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