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(504): View more from Louisiana

i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls

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(240): View more from Maryland

So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."

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(713): View more from Texas

She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.

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(765): View more from Indiana

i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.

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(705): View more from Ontario

and you said cock pushups were impossible

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.

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Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown

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I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.

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