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(916): View more from California

Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?

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(510): View more from California

Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.

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(817): View more from Texas

I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night

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(804): View more from Virginia

IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT

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(585): View more from New York

its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower

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(330): View more from Ohio

First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

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