gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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