yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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