Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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