The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
