She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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