did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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