I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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