everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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