I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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