It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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