Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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