I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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