The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i out mim tonsoeep
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