I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
