if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Naked. naked and bneed help.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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