i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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