Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
