This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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