Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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