Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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