Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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