it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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