i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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