You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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