i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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