OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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