Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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