I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
it's like heaven, but drunker
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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