no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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