i just sent this text using only my big toe
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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