I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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