If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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