Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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