You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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