I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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