Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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