i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
