Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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