One girl and one boy is just not enough.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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